Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Valentine's day hotness

A bidding contest seems to have started on Valentine's day in my spam folder. Who will give me the best discount on the hotness pill?

Currently, "Pfizer (tm) Viagra (c)" is the highest bidder, with 84% off. "Pfizer VIAGRA eService" hasn't budged from its initial bid for 80% off. "Me" is trailing, with 76% (what a cheap bastard I am!).

How much hotter can the race get?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Back with more spam recipes!

Spam is always in season. Since it is so readily available, it lends itself to innumerable variations.

GMail serves my spam email together with not-so-mouth-watering spam dishes. Among the recent ones:
Spam Swiss Pie
Creamy Spam Broccoli Casserole
Vineyard Spam Salad
I wonder if some spam recipes call for any of the meds typically advertised in spam emails. The chef's suggestion du jour could be:
Spam and Viagra Salad
Vicodin and Spam Fajitas
Today's special: Chandeleur Crepes with Xanax Ice-Cream and Spam Shavings
Bon appétit!