Summer is watch season for everybody after all

This is an erratum to my previous post (Summer time is watch season), in which "losers" were denied the privilege of buying a tacky watch from a dubious website. Well, it turns out that I was mistaken, and that self-identified losers too deserve to fall for that!

See the last line of this screenshot of my spam folder, featuring a sample of the watch related spam I received:

"Our watch will look great even on any loser"

Hurray for non discriminatory, equal opportunity scams!

Summer time is watch season

All of a sudden, over the summer, I got flooded with spam wanting to sell me a watch. Watches seemed to be the new pills.

The pitch typically went like this:

With our [select your style] watches, [select who you are] will look [select your desired look]. Buy our [select your style again] watches, they are [select your price range].

With the following options to choose from:

[select your style]
stunning
trendy
designer
stylish
classy
fashionable
cool
luxury, luxurious

[select who you are]
a local or international customer
a teenager
an adult
a loser

[select your desired look]
irresistible look
look great
proud
stylish
classy
trendy

[select your price range]
low-priced
cheap
great savings
very low price

Summer has passed, and so has the wave of watch related emails. I wonder what the fall's fad will be.