Potpourri

Don't you love it when spammers try new tricks? The following emails stood out among the usual ones about male enhancement pills or winning lottery tickets that make up the bulk of my spam folder these days: Surely spammers couldn't care less if they passed for name-dropping poseurs? Yet they didn't even bother signaling the quotations as such, let alone giving their sources. So I thought I would.

"Tis past that melancholy dream"

from "I Travelled Among Unknown Men" by William Wordsworth, first published in 1807.

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"And your head so large doth grow"

from "The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo" by Edward Lear, first published in 1877.

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"Hither come thou back straightway"
"He is come to claim his right"

both from "The Horn of Egremont Castle" by William Wordsworth, first published in 1807.

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"Still she weeps and daily moans"

from "The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo" by Edward Lear again.

"In a beautiful pea green boat"

from "The Owl and the Pussy Cat" by Edward Lear, first published in 1871.

This literary hodgepodge is nothing more than lipstick on a pig, but I am somewhat grateful to my spammer friends for giving me the chance to actually read the poems they borrowed from. I am also amused to see how poetry has its place in insensitive mass communication (although apparently you have to either be Wordsworth or Lear to get such massive exposure).

I guess my soul didn't get transported (or confused) enough to let my earthly fingers click on the links at the end of these messages. This potpourri (which literally means "rotten pot" in French) didn't bode too well...